Snoring

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save
money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with
Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one
of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night."

The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.  They said, "Man, what
happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the
roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player;
a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning."

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well,
we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
night. He sat up and watched me all night long